A Lesson in the Use of Metaphor, Part II

Despite the teabagging, some of my friends have begged me to give 2006 another chance. I am sceptical yet hopeful that the relationship will work out. 2006 has given me flowers and chocolates and said “aw, c’mon, baby, I’ll be good.” So I’ll give it a chance and see how things work out, because deep down I am a hopeless romantic and really want things to turn out okay, and am willing to make the extra effort if that’s what it takes. But I think that, deep down, at least for a while, I’ll be cautious, and hold my heart close, lest 2006 suddenly decides to give me a dirty sanchez.

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