A Lesson in the Use of Metaphor

I don’t want another year like 2005. I asked 2006 to please be nice to me, or at least better than 2005, and it said “Sure”. Then it waited until I was asleep, took pictures of itself teabagging me, and posted them on the Internet. I hate 2006.

4 Responses to “A Lesson in the Use of Metaphor”

  1. Oliver Dale Says:

    I think I found a new favorite blog.

  2. Chris Says:

    Are you kidding? You’re having a great 2006 (starting with brilliant NYE company). You’re so getting a wot’s-going-on phone call from me, young lady. I mean, 2006 can it least be redeemed, can’t it? It’s not really bad – maybe it’s just a little misunderstood.

  3. Sussy Says:

    Dagnammit. I agree.

  4. E L Frederick Says:

    What no url to the pics?! Kidding!