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A Lesson in the Use of Metaphor

I don’t want another year like 2005. I asked 2006 to please be nice to me, or at least better than 2005, and it said “Sure”. Then it waited until I was asleep, took pictures of itself teabagging me, and posted them on the Internet. I hate 2006.

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4 Responses to “A Lesson in the Use of Metaphor”

  1. Oliver Dale Says:
    January 14th, 2006 at 12:49 am

    I think I found a new favorite blog.

  2. Chris Says:
    January 14th, 2006 at 1:39 pm

    Are you kidding? You’re having a great 2006 (starting with brilliant NYE company). You’re so getting a wot’s-going-on phone call from me, young lady. I mean, 2006 can it least be redeemed, can’t it? It’s not really bad - maybe it’s just a little misunderstood.

  3. Sussy Says:
    January 14th, 2006 at 8:56 pm

    Dagnammit. I agree.

  4. E L Frederick Says:
    January 16th, 2006 at 6:07 am

    What no url to the pics?! Kidding!

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