Are You Stalksome Tonight?

If you’re feeling all stalky-like, a new issue of Bnews comes out tomorrow, complete with an interview with me where I talk about judging the Bliss erotica competition and the state of erotic fiction in Australia today. What seemed delightfully witty and incisive when I was chatting to the lovely interviewer will no doubt make me look like a complete fucking wanker in print.

Also there’ll be a photograph but I’d like you to pretend you didn’t see it. I am not so photogenic. I don’t know what it is; I’m relatively normal-looking in real life, but in photos I always turn out looking more than a little, well, special. Sometimes, in particularly great photos, I look special AND like I’m miming a sex act. Even when I’m not.

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