Notorious Pervert

I didn’t end up being in Bnews. I ended up, instead, in the Melbourne Star, Bnews‘s sibling publication. On the front page. Actually not looking too shabby; my boss said I looked like a “mischievous elf, in a smutty way” (I think that was a compliment), and my friend Chris is calling me the “lesbian newspaper covergirl”. Which is almost as good as being the lesbian newspaper page 3 girl.

Today I found out that I’ve won an erotic fiction competition, which is exciting. I won’t say which one because it hasn’t been formally announced yet, but I’m very pleased. Today has been a real red-letter day. Actually, since the story in question features a lot of spanking, maybe that should be a red-bottom day.

Also, today something happened that has the potentially to be really, really amazing, but I can’t talk about that because nothing has been confirmed yet, and won’t be for a while even if it goes ahead. Plus I’m the kind of person who not only declines to count chickens before they’re hatched, but also waits until they’re fully grown, dead and on my dinner plate.

And if you think it’s annoying when bloggers do the blogging equivalent of jumping up and down shrieking “I have a secret!”, try keeping the secret.

2 Responses to “Notorious Pervert”

  1. Chris Says:

    Just to keep you humble, ya big spunk, i’m gonna edit your entry, on accounta you wrote “potentially” where you shoulda written “potential”. i dunno – these Award Winning writers, they think they can get away with anything!!

    YEY AIMEE!!!! xxxxoooxxx

  2. Melissa Says:

    I love you, you’re my hero. How are you doing? Congratulations.